Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

Shoulder to Shoulder (1975)

Trevor Bannister: Mr. Lucas

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Quotes 

• [to telephone customer] 

  Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : We'll do your inside leg.

  [Aside to Lucas] 

  Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : This should be fun.

  Mr. Dick Lucas : You ought to be careful. You know it's an offense to make dirty phone calls.

• Mr. Dick Lucas : You nearly got me the sack then.

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : You should have been put in one at birth.

• Newlywed Male Customer : Shall I or shan't I? Should I or shouldn't I?

  Mr. Dick Lucas : Is he or isn't he?

  Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : I don't know, but I'd think it'd help if there was a rush.