Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

Coffee Morning (1975)

Larry Martyn: Mr. Mash

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• Mr. Mash : I tell you brothers, I am really proud of you. The go slow this morning was 100% effective! I think we put the wind up the management alright!

  Mrs. Slocombe : And if you don't go slow on that apple crumble, you'll get the wind up somewhere else!

• Mr. Mash : Now there's a principle involved here, in't there? Brother Grainger is being victimised 'cos he stood up for his rightful rights. So it's only fair that we should stand up for him.

  Mrs. Slocombe : This has nothing to do with you, Mr Mash. Get back to your basement!

  Mr. Mash : This has everything to do with me, Brother Slocombe! I am shop steward and in that capacity I am convening an emergency meeting in accordance with Section 23 of the rule book.

  Mr. Grainger : Can we do that?

  Mr. Mash : 'Course we can!

  Miss Brahms : But what about the customers?

  Mr. Mash : They'll have to wait; it all comes to a halt when the Brothers say so!

  Mrs. Slocombe : Well, it's just like the Mafia! And the Cozi Nostril!