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Ignignokt: You and your third dimension.
Frylock: What about it?
Ignignokt: Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five.
[pause]
Err: Thousand.
Ignignokt: Yes, five thousand.
Err: Don't question it.
Frylock: Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two.
Ignignokt: Well, that sounds like a personal problem.
Frylock: Shake, have you seen my towel?
Master Shake: Just use a paper towel.
Frylock: I'm taking a bath.
Master Shake: They're right in the kitchen, just go get 'em.
Ignignokt: Hello, Carl, I am Ignignokt and this is Err.
Err: I am Err.
Ignignokt: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon.
Err: You said it right.
Ignignokt: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.
Err: Man, you hear what he's saying?
Ignignokt: Some would say that the Earth is our moon.
Err: We're the moon.
Ignignokt: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.
Err: Point is: we're at the center, not you.
Carl: No, the real point is: I don't give a damn.
Meatwad: Where's my whiskey? I'm 'bout to get tore up!
Ignignokt: We shall acquire some wine on the way to the mall.
Err: And then you can get tore up.
Ignignokt: And pass out in the hot sun.
Meatwad: Them's my boys!
Ignignokt: Your roommate is a nerd.
Err: Yes, on the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks.
Ignignokt: Pick up that stereo and sink it deep within your body.
Meatwad: But then that would be stealing.
Err: Not if you need it, and you need it.
Frylock: What happened to Meatwad?
Err: He got busted man.
Ignignokt: For drinking and stealing and smoking in a non-smoking area.
Ignignokt: We do whatever we want, to whomever we want, at all times.
Ignignokt: Where shall I drape this wet, primitive Earth towel?
Err: We smoke while we flip the bird.
Ignignokt: [flipping the bird] I hope he can see this 'cause I'm doing it as hard as I can.
Master Shake: [emerges from Carl's pool and gasps for breath] Twenty seconds! It's a new world record!
Ignignokt: [emerges from Carl's pool] Twenty-three seconds.
Err: That is the new moon record!
Ignignokt: Then it shall be so.
Err: Now and forever.
Meatwad: Someone hook me up with a flame, I'm having a nic fit!
Ignignokt: Err, light him up.
Frylock: Meatwad!
Err: Here.
Ignignokt: Encourage him in his habit.
Err: That's a good smoker!
Carl: You must be the ones who etched "The Moon Rulez, #1" on the side of my car.
Ignignokt: Where shall I drape this primitive Earth towel?
Master Shake: Drape it on Frylock's computer, that thing heats up pretty good.
Ignignokt: Our vertical leap is beyond all measurement.
Ignignokt: Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.
Carl: Who did this to my freakin' car!
Frylock: Don't throw him away, he's a living thing.
Ignignokt: No one can defeat the quad laser.
Ignignokt: Your jambox is now his... by way of our actions.

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