Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Bad Replicant (2002)

Matt Harrigan: Major Shake-replicant

Quotes 

• Major Shake-replicant : [sitting with Frylock at the computer having a webcam chat with Oglethorpe and Emory]  Hey guys.

  Oglethorpe : Oh, look if it isn't our good friend Major Shake!

  Major Shake-replicant : Guys, they know. They know I'm a replicant.

  Oglethorpe : Oh, sure! Ok then, keep on with the mission

  Major Shake-replicant : [cuts him off]  What mission? You haven't told me anything!

  Oglethorpe : Well, you know, keep it up!

  [ends conversation] 

  Frylock : Did he not just see me sitting here with you?

  Major Shake-replicant : Yeah, he probably did. It'll just take him a minute to realize it. They're... they're real stupid.

  Oglethorpe : [back on ship]  Oh, dammit! That was that man... the fry man!

• Major Shake-replicant : So, these Plutonians, they're real dumb.

  Frylock : Yeah.

  Major Shake-replicant : Like, this one times, they wanted to erase this guy's mind, but they didn't want to hock up the cash for the Mind Obliteration Gun. As if one even existed...

  Frylock : It doesn't?

• Frylock : So, how were you made? Were you cloned from Shake's DNA?

  Major Shake-replicant : Are you kidding? They gave me his photo, threw me in a pizza oven, called it a "pod" and told me to "wing it" and that it would be cool and that it would work and clearly it didn't.

  Frylock : Hm, I think I've met those guys before. They're not exactly intelligent.

  Major Shake-replicant : Gee, could you tell by the giant hairy bosoms that are growing on my back?