Angel (TV Series)

Why We Fight (2004)

James Marsters: Spike

Quotes 

• Angel : You're a Nazi.

  Spike : [has on a Nazi jacket]  What?... Oh! No, I just ate one.

• Angel : We need them. I'm not getting trapped at the bottom of the sea!

  Spike : And I'm not getting experimented on by his government!

• Angel : Spike.

  Spike : Captain.

  Angel : What?

  Spike : I wanna be called Captain. I mean, hell, I did eat him.

  Angel : Check the torpedoes before I stuff you in a tube and send you for a swim, "Captain".

• Spike : Really oughta do somethin' about security. They'll let anybody in here, won't they? Fred gave me the Cliff Notes. So sailor boy finally came back for a yo-ho-ho, did he?

  Angel : Finally came back.

  Spike : Took him long enough. Know revenge is best served cold and all, but his must've been frozen solid.

  Angel : I don't think that's what he was after.

  Spike : No? Then what was he looking for?

  Angel : A reason.

• Spike : Bloody brilliant! Turn the poor sod to save the ship and then make him dash for dry land before Mr. Sunshine scorches him a new one. You're still a dick.

  Angel : Yeah, I am.

  [looks up at the hatch] 

  Spike : Bollocks!

  [climbs ladder] 

• Spike : Sneaky bastards, the SS. Don't ever go to a "free virgin blood party". Turns out, it's probably a trap.

  Angel : You were captured at a "free virgin blood party"?

  Spike : I know. Who'da thought?