- Cordelia Chase: [shouting] Angelus!
- Angelus: Oh, volume!
- Cordelia Chase: I am not well pleased.
- Angelus: And I'm not well deaf.
- Faith: You crossed it back there Wes.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Oh you have a problem with a little torture now? Seem to recall a time when you rather enjoyed it.
- Faith: Well it's not me anymore. You know that.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: I remember what you did to me, Faith. The broken glass, the shallow cuts so I would remain conscious.
- Faith: You think I'd hurt you again?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: This the part where you tell me you've turned over a new leaf? Found God? Inner peace? We both know that isn't true. You haven't changed. You can't. Because you're sick. You've always been sick. It goes right down to the roots rotting your soul. That's why your friends turned on you in Sunnydale, why the Watchers Council tried to kill you. No one trusts you Faith. You're a rabid dog who should have been put down years ago!
- [Faith slams Wesley into a fence]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: See, wasn't so hard was it? It's what you'll need to beat him.
- Cordelia Chase: Destruction sometimes is its own reward.
- Angelus: Hey, man, you're preaching to the guy who ate the choir.
- Angelus: Half of this crap is written in some archaic, proto demon cuneiform. And, I don't wanna be rude, but I think the other half they just doodled.
- Cordelia Chase: Dare to seek me out again and your insolence will be punished tenfold.
- Angelus: Yeah, what are you gonna do, huh? Give me a migraine?
- Cordelia Chase: This isn't the way, my sweet. We should be friends, you and I.
- Angelus: No, and I'll tell you why. One, because, you know, I'm evil. So the friends thing, that's out. And two, if I did have friends they sure as hell wouldn't be livin' inside my head.
- [Faith has destroyed part of a wall in Wesley's bathroom]
- Faith: Sorry about your bathroom.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: It's not the bathroom I'm worried about. Although, I'm sure my security deposit is a complete loss.
- Cordelia Chase: You would dare to defy me?
- Angelus: Defy who? A big, scary voice? Whoa! Hey, I got one of those, too. You wanna hear it?
- [talks into his hands]
- Angelus: You can kiss my vampire ass. That do anything for ya?
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: I let Angelus walk with Lilah's book and everything Wolfram and Hart suckered out of your brain.
- Lorne: I was gonna have those framed.
- Angelus: That hurt, baby. Kinda liked it. How 'bout you? There's my girl. Knew she was in there somewhere dying to come out and play again.
- Faith: Shut up.
- Angelus: I know how it feels. Forced to be someone you're not. Hurts to the bone. You try to bury the pain, but you can't get the hole deep enough, can you? No matter how much you dig, it's still there. Broken shards stabbing every time you breathe, cutting you up inside. You know, there's only one way to make the pain stop. Hurt someone else.
- Angelus: But the thing is, as far as plans go, I make my own. So, you know, thanks for stoppin' by my head.
- Angelus: Hello? Hey, I got places to go, friends to kill. Well, not actually my friends, but you get the idea.