Angel (TV Series)
Guise Will Be Guise (2000)
Alexis Denisof: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
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Quotes
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Magnus Bryce : She's impure? Sh-She's not a virgin?
[to Wesley]
Magnus Bryce : You...
Charles Gunn : Whoa, that's what impure meant?
Cordelia Chase : She slept with him?
Magnus Bryce : [to Wesley, imitating Angel] You were supposed to be Angel. This wouldn't have happened. That's why I hired him. He's a eunuch.
Cordelia Chase : You slept with her?
Angel : A eunuch?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Things happen. Two young people. Danger.
Virginia Bryce : What are you talking about?
Magnus Bryce : She was a virgin before you got here.
Virginia Bryce : I was not a virgin!
Magnus Bryce : What?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Oh, thank goodness.
Charles Gunn : I coulda have told you she wasn't no virgin.
Angel : Not a eunuch.
Cordelia Chase : One day as Angel... One day, and he's getting some.
Magnus Bryce : What? How could you? I kept you away from all men.
Angel : I mean, the curse isn't even all that clear.
Virginia Bryce : Daddy, you remember that chauffeur from when I was sixteen? And the one at eighteen? I haven't been a virgin for a very long time. I even dated Rick.
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Cordelia Chase : What are you doing?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Oh, knocking things over, driving away business... You know, the usual.
Cordelia Chase : Well, I found him and we have to stop him before it's too late. We have to change our... Do you have any clothes a man would wear?
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Charles Gunn : It's cool. He's got a plan.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : A plan?
Angel : Yeah. I get to the offices before they stop me.
Charles Gunn : See? What? That's the plan? Walking real quick was the plan?
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [pretending to be Angel] Blood. I don't usually... drink in front of humans.
Magnus Bryce : Don't insult me. Go on. It's fresh.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [drinks the glass of blood] Dear God! That's... nummy.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : You know, this whole "curse" thing has been widely misinterpreted.
Virginia Bryce : Really?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Oh, yes. Less - less of a curse, and more of a hex, actually. Barely that. A recommendation.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [to thugs] Release her or die.
Angel : Don't I say that?
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Angel : Were you in Virginia?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : That's beside the point.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Oh, no, no, no. Not the sun, for I'm a vampire! Oh, oh, oh, it burns! Oh, oh, oh.
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[first lines]
Man : Hello.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Didn't hear you come in. How can I help you?
Man : Where is he?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Angel? He is rather out at the moment. Is there something I can do for you? I'm his associate.
Man : Yeah, you can tell me where the boss is. It's kind of urgent.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : We specialize in urgent. Life and death is it?
Man : It could get rough. I need someone with his special abilities.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I understand perfectly. Why don't you fill me in, and as soon as we find...
Man : What about you? You got any special abilities?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : A few, I dare say.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : The host, the fellow talking to Angel over there. He helps demons. Reads their souls, senses their futures.
Cordelia Chase : Yes, but he can only do it when they sing karaoke.