- Aunt Bee Taylor: Oh, Dr. Breen, your sermon has such a wonderful lesson for us!
- Andy Taylor: Yes, sir! You really hit the nail right on the head there!
- Barney Fife: Yes, sir! That's one subject you just can't talk enough about... sin!
- Barney Fife: Yeah, we really packed it away.
- Andy Taylor: Yeah, boy.
- Barney Fife: Fortunately, none of mine goes to fat. All goes to muscle.
- Andy Taylor: Mmm.
- Barney Fife: It's a mark of us Fifes. Everything we eat goes to muscle.
- [pats stomach]
- Barney Fife: See there?