The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

The Bed Jacket (1962)

Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor

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Quotes 

• Opie Taylor : Gee, Pa! The fishing's so good! Can't we stay a little longer? Please?

  Andy Taylor : We better scoot on home, get cleaned up. We... we got to do some shoppin' for Aunt Bee's birthday.

  Opie Taylor : Just a little longer?

  Andy Taylor : And there's the cake to get.

  Opie Taylor : Cake? Yup! Guess we better scoot!

• Opie Taylor : How old's Aunt Bee?

  Andy Taylor : You know, I'm not rightly sure.

  Opie Taylor : I'll ask her.

  Andy Taylor : Whoa, I wou... I wouldn't do that. See, Aunt Bee, she ain't too sure about it either.

  Opie Taylor : She don't know how old she is?

  Andy Taylor : Nothin' so surprisin' about that. It's easy for her to forget.

  Opie Taylor : Don't she even know the day she was born on?

  Andy Taylor : She knows the day, all right. It's the year she's a little fuzzy on.

• Andy Taylor : I didn't know neatness counted so much in a garbage report.

• [Sheriff Taylor goes fishing with his son, Opie, and his lucky fishing pole, "Eagle-Eye Annie"] 

  Andy Taylor : Ol' Eagle-Eye Annie is doin' herself proud, ain't she? Sure do have to thank her.

  Opie Taylor : But you're doin' the fishin'.

  Andy Taylor : Oh, not really. Way I see it, I'm just the middleman. About all I do is get the bait. Day comes ol' Annie learns to dig her own worms, why, she probably won't invite me along at all after that.