The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Mountain Wedding (1963)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : If you ask me, this Ernest T. Bass is a strange and weird character.
Briscoe Darling : Just plain ornery's what he is!
Deputy Barney Fife : I think he's a nut!
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Briscoe Darling : I'll expect you tomorrow.
Andy Taylor : We'll see you.
Barney Fife : Adios, amigo.
Briscoe Darling : [looks at Barney and then at Andy] He one o' ours?
Andy Taylor : Sure.
Briscoe Darling : [looks back at Barney] More power to ya.
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Deputy Barney Fife : [to Ernest T. Bass] I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth!
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Deputy Barney Fife : [the Darlings' heavy snoring is keeping him awake] Andy?
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Hm?
Deputy Barney Fife : Are you asleep?
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Are you kidding?
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Deputy Barney Fife : Robert E Lee natural bridge? I don't believe I've ever heard of that.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : It's a oak tree that fell across a shallow spot in the creek.
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Andy Taylor : I before E except after C and E before N in "chicken".
Barney Fife : Yeah. I always forget that rule.