The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Mountain Wedding (1963)

Hoke Howell: PFC Dudley A. 'Dud' Wash

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Quotes 

• Briscoe Darling : [as they wait for Ernest T to show up]  Ya bring your stringin' instrument, Sheriff?

  Sheriff Andy Taylor : Oh, I didn't think we'd have time for music.

  Briscoe Darling : You got time to breathe, you got time for music! How many strings you used to?

  Sheriff Andy Taylor : There's six on my guitar.

  Briscoe Darling : Well, here's one with five. Just kinda let that thumb hang free and enjoy the music.

  PFC Dudley A. 'Dud' Wash : Hey, how 'bout playing "Never Hit Your Grandma With A Great Big Stick?"

  Charlene Darling Wash : Aw, Dud! That makes me cry!

• Briscoe Darling : Did you find Ernest T. Bass?

  PFC Dudley A. 'Dud' Wash : I tried to, but he wasn't there. His cousin said he went off in the woods to kill a mockingbird.