The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Mountain Wedding (1963)
Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor
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Quotes
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[the Darlings have come to Andy for help with Ernest T. Bass]
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, can't you and your boys handle him?
Briscoe Darling : Well, we thought about killin' him. Kinda hated to go that far.
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : If you ask me, this Ernest T. Bass is a strange and weird character.
Briscoe Darling : Just plain ornery's what he is!
Deputy Barney Fife : I think he's a nut!
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Briscoe Darling : [as they wait for Ernest T to show up] Ya bring your stringin' instrument, Sheriff?
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Oh, I didn't think we'd have time for music.
Briscoe Darling : You got time to breathe, you got time for music! How many strings you used to?
Sheriff Andy Taylor : There's six on my guitar.
Briscoe Darling : Well, here's one with five. Just kinda let that thumb hang free and enjoy the music.
PFC Dudley A. 'Dud' Wash : Hey, how 'bout playing "Never Hit Your Grandma With A Great Big Stick?"
Charlene Darling Wash : Aw, Dud! That makes me cry!
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : [struggling to get Briscoe's tie on] Hold still, Mr. Darling!
Briscoe Darling : Ever since I saw a hangin', I been nervous 'bout wearin' one 'a these things!
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Briscoe Darling : [Unable to understand Barney's law-enforcement talk] He arguin' with me?
Sheriff Andy Taylor : He's agreeing with you.
Briscoe Darling : Just so's I know where I stand.
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Briscoe Darling : I'll expect you tomorrow.
Andy Taylor : We'll see you.
Barney Fife : Adios, amigo.
Briscoe Darling : [looks at Barney and then at Andy] He one o' ours?
Andy Taylor : Sure.
Briscoe Darling : [looks back at Barney] More power to ya.
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Deputy Barney Fife : [the Darlings' heavy snoring is keeping him awake] Andy?
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Hm?
Deputy Barney Fife : Are you asleep?
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Are you kidding?
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Deputy Barney Fife : Robert E Lee natural bridge? I don't believe I've ever heard of that.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : It's a oak tree that fell across a shallow spot in the creek.
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Andy Taylor : I before E except after C and E before N in "chicken".
Barney Fife : Yeah. I always forget that rule.
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Andy Taylor : [jokingly] Boys are talkative today.
Briscoe Darling : They all keyed up.