The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Dogs, Dogs, Dogs (1963)
Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor
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Quotes
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[Otis overhears Barney reading a letter regarding added funding for the Sheriff's Office]
Otis Campbell : Hey, Barney? What do you guys need more money for?
Barney Fife : Plenty! You, for one! I don't know why Aunt Bee has to fix you them fancy meals at Andy's own personal expense! What we should have is a charge account down at The Lunch Room and have the food brought in!
Otis Campbell : Well, you do that and I'll take my business someplace else!
Barney Fife : Don't threaten us, Otis!
Andy Taylor : Now, boys...
Otis Campbell : I ain't gonna eat that food from The Lunch Room! It's too spicy!
Barney Fife : You drink anything, you can eat anything!
Otis Campbell : I don't eat nothing spicy! It's bad for my liver!
Barney Fife : Aw, your liver's so pickled now, it don't matter!
Otis Campbell : Yeah?
Barney Fife : Yeah!
Andy Taylor : Fellas!
Barney Fife : I'll say it right to your face, Otis! You got a pickled liver!
Otis Campbell : That's better than having a pickled puss!
Barney Fife : Yeah?
Otis Campbell : Yeah!
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Andy Taylor : Where'd you get the dog?
Opie Taylor : He followed me, Pa. Followed me everywhere I went.
Andy Taylor : He did? What you doin' with a rope on him?
Opie Taylor : Well, that helped him follow me.