- Andy Taylor: How'd you do it, Barney? How did you nail him? Did he rush you? Well, say somethin'! Well, what's the matter, Barney?
- Barney Fife: I swallowed my gum.
- Opie Taylor: You ever been scared, Pa? Really scared?
- Andy Taylor: Yeah. Boy, I remember one time when I was about your age, I climbed over this fence into this farmer's field and I come face-to-face with a great big ol' bull. And he had the meanest disposition and the longest horns.
- Opie Taylor: What'd you do, Pa?
- Andy Taylor: Oh, I'd say about 60 miles a hour. Anything less and I mighta had my pride punctured.