The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Andy's English Valet (1963)

Don Knotts: Barney Fife

Quotes 

• Barney Fife : [privately to Andy, noting Malcolm's British accent]  I don't think he's from around here. Fact is, I'd say he's from...

  [looks at Malcolm] 

  Barney Fife : ... somewhere's else.

  Andy Taylor : [withholding the fact he met Malcolm earlier]  You think so?

  Barney Fife : He's a troublemaker from another country!

  Andy Taylor : Do you really think so?

  Barney Fife : Yeah, he's a foreigner, all right. Maybe Canada. Whadda you think?

  Andy Taylor : You know where he just might be from?

  Barney Fife : Hmm?

  Andy Taylor : Heckmondwike, England.

  [Barney gives Andy a look] 

  Andy Taylor : Ask him!

  Barney Fife : Where you from, fella?

  Malcolm Merriweather : Heckmondwike, England.

  [Barney gives Andy a look of curiosity. Andy shrugs like it was a lucky guess]