The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Andy the Marriage Counselor (1961)

Claudia Bryar: Jennie Boone

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Quotes 

• Jennie Boone : How'd you like a big, fat lip?

  Fred Boone : I'd like it fine! It'd match your big, fat mouth!

• Jennie Boone : How come you give me the real hard ones?

  Andy Taylor : 'Cause you're a lady.

• Andy Taylor : [raising a toast]  My friends, we are gathered here this evenin' to mark the beginnin' of a new life. A life of peace and quiet and gettin' along, the beauty and joy of which you now know and I'm sure ain't never gonna forget. It ain't no more than fittin', then, that we express our appreciation: To you, Jennie, who made all this possible when you stopped needlin' and ridin' and railin' and harassin' and naggin' poor old Fred here.

  Jennie Boone : Now, hold on a minute, Sheriff! I never did all that much naggin'!

  Andy Taylor : Well, I'm sorry, Jennie. Uh, to - to you, then, Fred, who made all this happy life possible when you stopped comin' home all mean and nasty and awful.

  Fred Boone : Now, hold on, Sheriff! I may have come home out of sorts from time to time, but you got no call to say that I was mean and ornery!

  Andy Taylor : Uh, to, uh, to - to whoever was the worst!