- Andy Taylor: Wait a minute. What do you know about this?
- Barney Fife: Huh?
- Andy Taylor: Thelma Lou invitin' me to dinner. What's the occasion?
- Barney Fife: Uh... n - no occasion. She... she was just sayin' the other day how she ain't had you to dinner in a long time.
- Andy Taylor: Thelma Lou ain't *ever* had me to dinner!
- Barney Fife: Well, there you are! It *has* been a long time!