All in the Family (TV Series)
The Elevator Story (1972)
Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker
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Quotes
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Archie Bunker : [trapped in an elevator; trying the elevator phone] Hello? Operator?
Carlos Mendoza : [to Archie] Señor?
Archie Bunker : [into phone] Operator?
Carlos Mendoza : [to Archie] Señor?
Archie Bunker : Would somebody translate for this Spic here and tell him I'm trying to use the phone?
Carlos Mendoza : [Hispanic accent] Is no need; this? uh? "Spic" speak English.
Archie Bunker : Well, then you oughta know that I'm trying to call for help.
Carlos Mendoza : I try to tell you, the phone only rings in the janitor's office.
Archie Bunker : Well, then, that's who I'm trying to call.
Carlos Mendoza : I am the janitor.
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Archie Bunker : I saw a lot of action in the war.
Black Man : During KP or latrine duty?
Archie Bunker : As a soldier in the Army Air Corp, that's the only place we'd see you people.
Black Man : As an officer in the Intelligence Division, I would never have seen you.
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Hugh Victor Thompson III : I am Hugh Victor Thompson III. What is your name?
Archie Bunker : I ain't telling you my name.
Hugh Victor Thompson III : Why? Is it a funny name?
Archie Bunker : No. It's a name right out of American history. Bunker, as in the Battle Of.
Hugh Victor Thompson III : Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Bunker Hill.
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Mike Stivic : Ma, can you remember the name of the insurance guy?
Edith Bunker : Um... It's a German name... Hinklemeyer. That's it.
Archie Bunker : Hinklemeyer, okay.
[exits]
Gloria Stivic : Ma, are you sure that's the name?
Edith Bunker : Yeah. Hinklemeyer, that's it.
[takes sip of wine]
Edith Bunker : Or Swanson.