All in the Family (TV Series)

The Elevator Story (1972)

Hector Elizondo: Carlos Mendoza

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Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : [trapped in an elevator; trying the elevator phone]  Hello? Operator?

  Carlos Mendoza : [to Archie]  Señor?

  Archie Bunker : [into phone]  Operator?

  Carlos Mendoza : [to Archie]  Señor?

  Archie Bunker : Would somebody translate for this Spic here and tell him I'm trying to use the phone?

  Carlos Mendoza : [Hispanic accent]  Is no need; this? uh? "Spic" speak English.

  Archie Bunker : Well, then you oughta know that I'm trying to call for help.

  Carlos Mendoza : I try to tell you, the phone only rings in the janitor's office.

  Archie Bunker : Well, then, that's who I'm trying to call.

  Carlos Mendoza : I am the janitor.

• Archie : Good going there, Pedro.

  Carlos Mendoza : My name is Carlos.

  Archie : Carlos it is, Pedro.

• Carlos Mendoza : Let me 'splain something to you, Mister. 1: How many children we have is 'cause we love each other very much. 2: You talk very intelligent, Mister, but you not so smart. 3: Shut up you face.