In this parody of James Bond movies, a suave gentlemanly super spy named James (played by former James Bond actor George Lazenby as an in-joke) is on a mission to retrieve a valuable stolen golden statue from a quaint isolated hotel in a forest. In medias res, he escapes from Soviet Colonel Volosnikov's plane and uses a parachute with a huge Union Jack emblem on it to arrive at his destination only to find a cast of oddball characters there, each of whom could be the secret Soviet spy who knows where the statue is hidden. Mickey is a former mental patient who suffers from blackouts during which he has violent episodes. A.C. Boone is a 30-something nature documentarian, who's never been with a woman due to his pathological shyness, and has come to the hotel to hang himself. Honi is a bimbo, who wants to be an actress. She thinks Boone is a famous porn director and plans to show him why she'd be a great leading lady. Rachel is Mickey's therapist. He has a mad crush on her, but she's oblivious to it and considers their relationship to be strictly professional. She has brought Mickey to this place to help him relax and complete his therapy. Barney is the hotel's weird bartender. There's also a muscly lumberjack, who helps Mrs. Pickett, the nice lady who owns the hotel and also works as the hotel's receptionist. When someone murders Mrs. Pickett with a sickle that night, everyone's a suspect. The episode features a theme song "My Guy's a Spy" that sounds very much like Shirley Bassey's Diamonds Are Forever.