The Addams Family (TV Series)
Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor (1965)
Richard Deacon: Mortimer Phelps
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Quotes
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Mortimer Phelps : Cousin Itt? From, eh, who's side of the family?
Morticia Addams : He's from both sides of the family. He hasn't quite found himself.
Gomez Addams : And with Cousin Itt, that's not easy. He looks the same from every angle.
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Morticia Addams : But just on a first impression, where would you say that Cousin Itt belongs?
Mortimer Phelps : In a mattress.
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Mortimer Phelps : [to Itt] Now I'll say a word and you say whatever pops into your mind. Uh... bird.
Gomez Addams : Vulture.
Morticia Addams : Molting.
Gomez Addams : Mating.
Morticia Addams : Nesting.
Gomez Addams : Billing.
Morticia Addams : Cooing.
Gomez Addams : Lips.
Morticia Addams : Red.
Gomez Addams : Kiss me!
Mortimer Phelps : Please! Now, I will not tolerate any more interruptions.
Gomez Addams : Really, old man, you don't understand true love when you see it.
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Mortimer Phelps : Now, you may not realize it, but Cousin Itt is no ordinary person.
Gomez Addams : Course not. He's got an I.Q. of 320 - and that's without his shoes on.