- Radio Newscaster: Once again the A-Team has escaped capture. But they have left behind another chapter in their growing folk legend.
- Murdock: [Irish accent] Are you friends of the bride or the groom?
- Face: Murdock, this is a funeral, not a wedding.
- B.A. Baracus: Friends of the groom!
- Murdock: Go in front then.
- B.A. Baracus: Fool!
- Murdock: I will handle any general grievances.
- B.A. Baracus: I got a grievance!
- Murdock: That's why I'm here, big guy. What is it, tell me?
- B.A. Baracus: My grievance is: I don't like you and I don't wanna listen to you and I'm getting ready to knock you through a wall.
- Murdock: Can I get back to you on that grievance?
- Jack Lane: [instructing his men] Alright, listen to me, I want everybody, you understand? I want the Irish man and his pretty boy Maitre'D, the guy behind the bar and I want the black man. I really want him. But I want everybody!
- Nathan Vincent: And if you make any trouble this time, your body decorates the bottom of a lake. Do you understand?
- Jack Lane: Yes, sir.
- Hannibal: [Irish accent] I feel called upon to quote my dear departed father...
- B.A. Baracus: Aw Hannibal, I've had enough of you and your dearly departed father. I don't like Irish proverbs.
- Hannibal: Oh, you'll like this one.
- B.A. Baracus: No I won't.
- Hannibal: Oh yes you will. The proverb says that 'Seldom is the last of any thing better than the first'.
- Face: 'Seldom is the last of any thing better than the first', that doesn't make any sense.
- Hannibal: Of course it does. It means: 'I love it when a plan comes together!'