- Katrina Karpov: I have heard so much about American men. I'm dying to try one on.
- Face: Eh, I think you mean try one out?
- Katrina Karpov: Whatever. How you say? Take off all your clothing?
- Face: Yeah, actually, you got that just right. You know, eh, you're English is not bad.
- Katrina Karpov: You're shoulders are not that bad. I think I take a bath and slip into nothing more comfortable.
- Hannibal Smith: Sorry you had to go through all this, Katrina.
- Katrina Karpov: It was wonderful!
- Face: Somehow I thought candlelight diner might be more to your liking.
- Katrina Karpov: It was like James Bond, no?
- Murdock: You know Katrina, I have to agree with you. From a standpoint of entertainment on the Murdock scale of one to ten, I'd have to give it a nine.
- B.A. Baracus: A nine? Let me see you drive like that!
- Murdock: But I never give a ten, never, never, never, never, never. I mean there's no such thing as perfection in the arts, B.A.
- B.A. Baracus: [raising his fist] This is a ten on B.A. scale. Ten being total pain!
- Dimitri Shasta Kovich: Allright, have reason to believe that one of my countrymen within 36 hours will commit act of terrorism which will bring our two countries on the brink of war. Nuclear war. I have been sent by my government to stop this madman. So, on behalf of people of Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, would like to hire A-Team.
- Dimitri Shasta Kovich: Try this on him. Is variation on sodium penthanol. Is not only truth serum but, if induced can also cause temporary amnesia.
- Hannibal Smith: Hm. Peppermint. My favorite flavor.
- Dimitri Shasta Kovich: Be careful! If you use too much, act like laughing gas.
- Lean: It appears the A-Team has jumped sides and gone to work for the Russians.
- General 'Bull' Fulbright: Traitors, huh? I love it. There's some things, Lean, that never change. Alright, from here on I'll shoot to kill.
- Murdock: Hannibal, don't you think it's a bit of a mistake to let Face stay in there with Katrina? I mean isn't that like giving the henhouse keys to the fox?
- Hannibal Smith: Captain, we must all deal with our own weaknesses
- Murdock: Ah yes, the old tragic flaw. The cornerstone of Greek drama from Euripides to the latter episodes of Mr. Ed.