- Faceman: Listen Hannibal, there's about a hundred reasons why I hate this plan of yours, but my biggest objection, even bigger than my objection to letting someone else drive my 'vette, my biggest objection is sending the Golden Age of Television here to back up Tawnia while she's trying to scam a piece of scuzzy luggage like Harnett.
- Murdock: Thanks for the support, oh facial one.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Come on, Face, what happened to all that eye-hand coordination?
- Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: I'm concentrating. Don't rush genius!
- Faceman: Oh, boy, I hate situations like this. You go in trying to help mankind and, eh, all of a sudden you realize you're adjusting your halo in a two way mirror.
- Mason Harnett: You're in deeper than you know.
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: Oh yeah? I think we're doing real fine, especially since I'm gonna lock you in a trunk the size of your nose and then I'm gonna eat the key.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Lady, you're lucky I have manners. You wouldn't like to hear what I say to people who lie to me.
- "Hannibal" Smith: You guys grab anything you like, but be sure you don't shoot the army boys out there, it's not their fault they're there.
- "Faceman": I don't know, Hannibal, somehow I feel like we might be sitting right on the bullseye.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Oh, relax, Face. The last place they'd think to look is the house that Decker's staying in while he's here.
- Col. Decker: [outside, over bullhorn] It's over, Smith. You lost.
- "Hannibal" Smith: And I was having such a nice day.
- "Faceman" Peck: Oh, don't worry, he'll give us a minute, just like he always does.
- Col. Decker: [off screen] You've got thirty seconds to give up your weapons before we open fire.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Got to give him credit, he's learning.
- Decker: [over bullhorn] Smith, this is Decker. I've given orders to fire, Smith. Quit while you're still alive.
- John Smith: Oh, he's always so pompous when he thinks he's got us cornered. Let's drop a little ice down his pants.
- Hannibal" Smith: [to B.A] You know how to find that adress?
- Tawnia: I do.
- [Hannibal throws her a surprised look]
- Tawnia: I hang out at the beach quite a bit.
- Hannibal" Smith: I see...
- "Hannibal" Smith: These the only guys in the van, Murdock?
- Murdock: Yes, sir. I checked for invisibles, but they didn't have any with them.