- Templeton Peck: Come on, guys, cheer up! I mean, it's not like I'm leaving you. Okay, sure, I won't have the fun of galloping through mud holes and getting shot at, but, uh, I'll be with you in spirit!
- Templeton Peck: [holding his autobiography, "Pecking Away At The System"] 'Course, we're gonna get Bob to play me, you know, we're gonna have to center it on the Faceman character, slightly.
- "B.A." Baracus: Bob who?
- Templeton Peck: Redford.
- David Vaun: Keep a chopper ready. If Chow dies in a shootout, that's not gonna break my heart.
- Vaun's driver: And what about Peck?
- David Vaun: Oh, he's nothing but the cheese in the trap. If the rat eats the cheese, what do we care? So long as the trap gets sprung.
- John "Hannibal" Smith: Now who said: Only use the air to create areas of opportunity on the ground?
- "Hunkman": Patton, General George.
- "B.A." Baracus: That was football coach Willy Hayes, fool!
- John "Hannibal" Smith: Right, B.A.
- "Hunkman": ['Hunkman' is handed a bag of grenades] I'll drop those pineapples like a crazed pigeon hovering over a mounted statue.
- John "Hannibal" Smith: If I were you, pal, I'd come clean!
- "Hunkman": I could charm it out of him.
- "B.A." Baracus: Or I could beat it out of him!
- John "Hannibal" Smith: Equally unappetizing notions, Mr. Vaun, I assure you.
- "B.A." Baracus: [to Murdock, who's on the phone] She hung up on you, all you do is disrespect those women.
- Murdock: Well as we say in the better health clubs on the west side, ask not, get not.
- Templeton Peck: [a grenade lands at his feet] Murdock, what about the grenade?
- Murdock: I didn't pull the pin out.
- [unties Face]
- Templeton Peck: Murdock, I swear, I never touched that girl.
- Murdock: Put it in your book!
- David Vaun: A piece of advice: don't mess around in something that isn't your business.
- John "Hannibal" Smith: Hm, that's good advice. I'll take it. Is there anything else? Or did you just kidnap us to be sure we'd listen up?
- "B.A." Baracus: Murdock, for the first time I'm glad to see you!
- "Hunkman": That's Hunk, or Hunkman to you.
- Templeton Peck: That's right, Chuck-a-Luck, it was tough, but you know, when, when, things are tough, sometimes they make you a better man.
- Chuck-a-Luck the Chicken: Why, that's really interesting, Faceman.
- [clucks]
- Chuck-a-Luck the Chicken: My b-b-b-barnyard friends were telling me just the other day, that when they got accused of something they didn't do, that was really tough, because they got very angry!
- General 'Bull' Fulbright: How can they pardon that lying, stealin' piece of spit? He shoots at my men, robs our ordnance and now he's gonna be laughing in our face.
- Sgt. Case: What are you going to do, General Fulbright? Decker tried for two years and couldn't catch them.
- General 'Bull' Fulbright: Decker was soft. Decker was never fully committed to the capture of these men. That's why Decker is now on his rusty dusty in Bangor, Maine. There's a big difference between me and him, Sergeant. And you and the other men in this outfit are going to be finding out very quickly. Fix the emblem on your collar, and then you listen up.
- Murdock: If Faceman does leave...
- Templeton Peck: I'm not leaving, Murdock, I'm just gonna be our agent on surface, that's all.
- Murdock: As I was saying, if Faceman does leave, why can't I be the new scrounger? You know, new hair, swank new threads, I could drive the 'vette...
- Templeton Peck: Oh, eh, scuse me, Murdock, the 'vette goes with me
- General 'Bull' Fulbright: When Peck hits the streets, I'm gonna be on him like stink on a boot. Where he goes, I go. What he does, I do. And if the A-Team tries to make contact with him, we're gonna take them all. Fulbright's law, Sergeant: Never wait, attack.
- Templeton Peck: Who are you?
- General 'Bull' Fulbright: Fulbright, General Harland Fulbright.
- Templeton Peck: 'Bull' Fulbright, the... Terror of Toledo? Well, well, well, and what are you doing here, General?
- General 'Bull' Fulbright: I'm here to squash you and all the slime you run around with. You see, I know what you really are.
- Templeton Peck: A war hero, unjustly charged with crimes he didn't commit.
- General 'Bull' Fulbright: Not even close. You're garbage that got wrapped up in a nice package.
- "B.A." Baracus: [Murdock is dressed as and impersonating Faceman] Oh brother.
- "Hunkman": Brothers are your bag, not me. I'm into sisters. And their mothers, if they're under forty.
- "B.A." Baracus: Cut it out, fool, I've had enough of this.
- "Hunkman": My name is not fool. I am the Hunk-man. You got it, boys and girls? The Hunker.
- John "Hannibal" Smith: [to Vaun] I'm a nutburger, I have no fear of death, I may even be a homicidal maniac.
- Templeton Peck: Templeton is the name.
- E.G. Fowler: Actually, your name originally was Alvin Brenner. Then you had it legally changed to Al Brennan, then to Al Peck, then to Holmes Morrison, then to Morrison Holmes, and then to Templeton Peck.