- Sgt. B.A. Baracus: I knew it ! I knew it, all these rich folks are crooks!
- Capt. H.M. Murdock: [posh accent] That is a gross generalisation applied to an entire socialogical target group.
- Sgt. B.A. Baracus: Yeah, but it's true!
- McKeever: What did you say that you did for a living?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: I recover valuable objects for people.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: This is a very exclusive club, Face. What are you? Their token fugitive?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: I'm not sure about this, Face.
- Lt. Templeton Peck: Ashley. I'm Ashley Hemmings.
- Capt. H.M. Murdock: [posh accent] Funny. You're a dead ringer for Templeton Peck.
- Lt. Templeton Peck: What are you doing at my club?
- Capt. H.M. Murdock: I'm a guest of Dr. Richter's
- Lt. Templeton Peck: Your psychiatrist takes you to his country club?
- Capt. H.M. Murdock: Every Friday.
- Lt. Templeton Peck: Unbelievable. Of all the country clubs in Los Angeles, General Fulbright has to be a member of my club!
- Capt. H.M. Murdock: Face, you're gonna have to get plastic surgery.
- General 'Bull' Fulbright: I'm telling you, that waiter's Peck!
- Sgt. Case: Beggin the Generals pardon, sir, but you got A-Team on the brain.
- Shecky Greene: I understand we have a very special friend of the General is here with us tonight. He'd like to pay his respects. Ladies and Gentlemen, let's have a nice, warm welcome for Colonel John 'Hannibal' Smith.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [Hannibal gets an enthousiastic applause] Thanks Shecky. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to say a few words about General 'Bull' Fulbright. A man I've known all my life. Needless to say, we don't call him 'Bull' for nothing.
- [the General jumps up from his seat to strangle Hannbal]
- Lt. Templeton Peck: Well, this it typical: one minute you're a member of an exclusive club, the next minute you're a waiter. A fake waiter.
- Adrian Prescott: Oh, I'm sorry about you losing your membership.
- Capt. H.M. Murdock: Why don't you become one of Dr. Richter's patients? Then maybe he can bring you here, as a guest.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Yeah, look at the bright side, Face. Chuck McCraw and Bob McKeever lost their memberships too.
- Sgt. B.A. Baracus: Yeah, they'll probably start their own club in prison.