- Face: [to Hannibal] Don't you smile at me like that... that's not even a real smile! It's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
- Murdock: [faced with a herd of stampeding elephants] Well, guys, not to run the risk to sound melodramatic: goodbye forever!
- B.A. Baracus: [wanting to know how they will get home from South Africa] You tell me or I'll break your head!
- 'Howling Mad' Murdock: It's already broken.