- Vicki: I'm telling you, this guy is among, like, the top five Neil Diamond impersonators I've ever seen!.
- Sally Solomon: [to the Neil Diamond impersonator] And when you lit that sparkler, I felt like I was coming to America... today.
- Sally Solomon: I feel like throwing something up on stage!
- Vicki: Ya mean, like, your panties?
- Sally Solomon: What's he gonna do with my panties? I'm gonna throw him a chicken wing!