3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Dick the Vote (1996)
Jane Curtin: Dr. Mary Albright
Quotes
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Dr. Mary Albright : Okay. Let's move on to the candidates. This should be a no-brainer. City Council District 9... Harry Solomon.
Dr. Dick Solomon : [spoken long and slow, as if he's not so sure] Yeaauuuhh...
Dr. Mary Albright : What? Don't tell me you're voting for Gansmiller.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Don't tell me you're voting for Harry.
Dr. Mary Albright : Well, yes. I'm voting for Harry!
Dr. Dick Solomon : Then you're voting wrong!
Dr. Mary Albright : There's no such thing as voting wrong.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Yes, there is. You're doing it! You're making a mockery of this whole election by voting wrong!
Dr. Mary Albright : It's my vote. I get to use it any way I want!
Dr. Dick Solomon : What's the point of having a democracy if people go around voting wrong?
Dr. Mary Albright : In my opinion, democracy is doing just fine the way it is!
Dr. Dick Solomon : Well, your opinion is wrong!
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Dr. Dick Solomon : I have only 2 choices for City Council: a professional liar and my brother, the joke! Neither of them should even be running for office. There is no choice! My only choice is not to vote at all! Democracy is horrible. Absolutely horrible!
Dr. Mary Albright : You're so right! Democracy is the worst form of government there is... except for all of the others! And that is exactly why you have to vote!
Dr. Dick Solomon : No!
Dr. Mary Albright : Yes!
Dr. Dick Solomon : Nooooo!
Dr. Mary Albright : Yessssss!
Dr. Mary Albright : If you don't vote, you can't complain.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Complaining is all I have left!