'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

The Sausage in the Wardrobe (1986)

Carmen Silvera: Edith Artois

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• René : [telling Colonel von Strom that Maria has been taken by General von Klinkerhoffen with the sausage. containing the painting]  She had the sausage strapped across her bosom. Any minute now he may get his hands on it.

  Edith : If Maria cracks under the interrogation the General will arrest René, and if he cracks under interrogation he will reveal that you gave him the painting to hide and you will be on the carpet.

  Capt. Hans Geering : Dead!

  Col. Von Strom : Your right, we will shoot René now and stop the lot.

  René : Thank you Edith!

  Edith : If you shoot René then also you will have to shoot me!

  René : Could you shoot her first...