'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

Pigeon Post (1984)

Kirsten Cooke: Michelle Dubois

Quotes 

• Michelle Dubois : To avoid suspicion, you will be disguised as a small boy.

  Maria Recamier : But why can't I be disguised as a small girl?

  Michelle Dubois : Because you *are* a small girl.

• Michelle Dubois : You, Rene, will write a description of the uniforms we require. Here is the paper supplied with the cylinder.

  René Artois : What shall I say?

  Michelle Dubois : To London: Please supply urgently by parachute drop at your earliest convenience, German uniforms as follows: One colonel in Resource Regiment with the following medals...

  René Artois : Just a moment, please! How am I supposed to get all that on this little bit of paper?

  Michelle Dubois : With very small writing.