'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

Gruber Does Some Mincing (1986)

Guy Siner: Lieutenant Hubert Gruber

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• Lt. Hubert Gruber : Herr Flick believes that you know the whereabouts of the sausage containing the real painting of the Fallen Madonna...

  René : With the big...

  Lt. Hubert Gruber : Correct. He has given me the task of trying to ring this information out of you. If you do not cooperate, I have been ordered... I can not say it.

  René : Go one lieutenant, say it, what have you been ordered to do?

  Lt. Hubert Gruber : Drive my little tank from where it is parked, into your garden in the back.

  René : What is so terrible about that?

  Lt. Hubert Gruber : In a strait line, threw your café.

• René : Are you an artist?

  Lt. Hubert Gruber : Well, I have, leanings, you know.