'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

Gruber Does Some Mincing (1986)

Richard Marner: Colonel Kurt von Strohm

Quotes 

• Col. Kurt von Strohm : You are combing your hair very nicely, Hans.

  Capt. Hans Geering : Thank you, Colonel. I see you have polished your head.

• Col. Von Strom : René, these muscles, they're not good. Is your wife using a new spice?

  Capt. Hans Geering : such as hair tonic?

  René : they come from the usual harbor, dear Coronel. I think perhaps one of your submarines is leaking a little diesel oil, due to the fact that the RAF blew it up.