- René: Yvette, Maria, will you help this exceedingly ancient woman before she kicks the bucket in my café?
- Col. Von Strom: [after crushing Herr Flicks staff car completely flat with a steamroller] That was Herr flick's car Hans, Herr Flick of the Gestapo!
- Capt. Hans Geering: Is there a panel beater in the town.
- Herr Flick: [Moments later, looking at the crushed car] This is very serious. The Gestapo is only insured 3rd party.
- Maria Recamier: [Hugging René] Do I still make the little hairs Stand out on the back of your neck?
- René: Something like that.
- Col. Von Strom: [Getting off an old Steamroller] Put in some more coal, incase we have to make a quick getaway.
- Lisette: Michelle, an armored car is approaching.
- Michelle Dubois: Have ready your guns. If necessary we will shoot.
- Lisette: but the bullets will bounce off.
- Michelle Dubois: Do not be a defeatist.