'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

Camp Dance (1987)

Sam Kelly: Captain Hans Geering

Quotes 

• Captain Hans Geering : [Hans was last seen being catapulted over the fence of a German POW camp, disguised as a British airman. Now, the Colonel and the others are picking up a suspicious transmission on the radio in Lieutenant Gruber's tank]  Hello? Hello? Hello?

  Colonel Kurt von Strohm : This is Colonel Von Strohm. Whose talking?

  Captain Hans Geering : Captain Hans Geering!

  Colonel Kurt von Strohm : Hans! Thank heavens you're safe! What happened to you?

  Captain Hans Geering : Um... The resistance took me away.

  Colonel Kurt von Strohm : [to Rene and the others]  He's in the hands of the resistance. They'll be wanting a ransom.

  [Into the microphone] 

  Colonel Kurt von Strohm : Hans, can you give us your present position?

  Captain Hans Geering : Uh... In the markets, overlooking Picadilly Circus

  [several corroborating background noises follow] 

  Colonel Kurt von Strohm : What happened?

  Captain Hans Geering : I'm afraid the war is over for me, Colonel. The resistance mistook me for a British airman and sent me back to England.

  Colonel Kurt von Strohm : Then you must escape and get back here, as soon as possible!

  Captain Hans Geering : Um... That will not be easy, Colonel. You see, I do not have my spectacles.

  Colonel Kurt von Strohm : Hans, what am I going to tell the general?

  Captain Hans Geering : Well, um... tell him that the food is very good and the British think they're going to win. Over and out!

  Colonel Kurt von Strohm : Hans? Hans?

  [Stands fiddling with the radio knobs, but doesn't get a reply] 

  Colonel Kurt von Strohm : Hans!

  [Realizing that his friend is gone for good] 

  Colonel Kurt von Strohm : Hans...

  [credits roll]