- [Gruber has just warned Rene that Captain Bertorelli will be proposing to Edith, and Michelle tells her she must accept for The Resistance]
- Captain Alberto Bertorelli: [Bertorelli walks in] I don't-a beat about the bush, Madame Edith.
- Edith Artois: [Resigned] I accept.
- Captain Alberto Bertorelli: I come here today to ask for your hand in marriage.
- Edith Artois: I accept.
- Captain Alberto Bertorelli: Together we have a wonderful-a time together! We go for walks in the moonlight! We kiss with the passion under the stars!
- Edith Artois: I accept!
- Captain Alberto Bertorelli: Then we come home, and count-a the takings from the till. I go on my bended knees, please say yes!
- Edith Artois: I already said yes, were you not listening?