Ratchet: Deadlocked (2005 Video Game)

Nika Futterman: Juanita Alvarez, Vernon, Soap Actress Janice, Courtney Gears, Hydro Girl, Baby Seal

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Quotes 

• Dr. Nefarious : Lawrence, what's going on? You said we were coming within range of a space station!

  Lawrence : Well, we were, sir. How was I supposed to know it would suddenly explode?

  Dr. Nefarious : Lawrence!

  Lance : [Nefarious' brain transmits a soap station]  Oh Janice, promise me you'll never leave me again for that Englebert.

  Janice : Oh Lance!

  [kissing] 

  Janice : You make me feel like a young boy again!

  Lance : Say what?

• Juanita : I am breathless with anticipation.

  Dallas : Are you sure you're not just breathless 'cause you get to sit up here next to me?

  Juanita : No, but that does explain why I'm feeling nauseous.

• Eugene : Whoah! Check out that explosion!

  Lucy : Let's do it again!

  Vernon : It's my turn to look!

  Dallas : No it's my turn to look you little... didn't anyone teach you to respect your elders?

  [the kids attack him] 

  Dallas : Ow! Did you see what she just... aaah!

  Clank : [to Ratchet]  Well this was the last shuttle, what else could I do?

• Juanita : That's right. Take him out, Team Darkstar! Destroy him, destroy his family, make him cry into his next life! Draaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

  Dallas : I've never seen that before! Ladies and gentlemen, Juanita has eaten the cameraman!

• Dallas : Greetings, DreadZone fans, and welcome to the final episode of DreadZone... Oh God... we're all gonna die!

  [hides beneath desk] 

  Juanita : The mood is... positively... uh, electric, as the audience braces to find out whether they will survive... the next ten minutes. I can't believe I'm reading this.

  Dallas : I had my whole life ahead of me... I was gonna be a... ballet dancer!

• Dallas : After making his fortune selling cigarettes to children, Ratchet went on to pilot a tanker to Planet Zexxon.

  Janice : Only a week later he got drunk and crashed his tanker on the ocean world of Aquatos. Who can forget the graphic images of baby seals smothered in radioactive waste?

  Coco the Baby Seal : Aaah!

  Janice : Little Coco, never had a chance.

  Big Al : [to Ratchet]  How could you? What did Little Coco ever do to you?

  Ratchet : What... what?

  Clank : Al, how can you believe these ridiculous lies?

• Juanita : Mmm, my mother used to make Lombax brains for breakfast served with eggs and salsa... Muy bueno!

  Dallas : Yikes! Remind me never to eat at your house.

• Juanita : That's right Team Darkstar, take him out! Destroy him, destroy his family, make him cry into his next life! Aaaargh!

  Dallas : I've never seen that before! Ladies and gentlemen, Juanita has just eaten the cameraman!

• Juanita : Did you know that Shellshock was recently named the Sexiest Robot Alive on Vox Magazine?

  Dallas : I did not know that!

  Juanita : I know. I just made it up!