Welcome (I) (2007)
Akshay Kumar: Rajiv Saini
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Quotes
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Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : We're thugs, don... So what? Our sisters and daughter can't get married. You love our Sanjana. Right? Are you going to leave her hanging? Look genius. Invitations are out. Whole city knows. If this engagement doesn't go as planed. What'll happen to Udhay Bhai's image? Tell me. Now are you going to wake up your uncle or shall I? Look you make him sniff cocaine, heroine whatever... Just bring him to the engagement. Or I'll kill your whole family.
Rajiv Saini : [making punchs] You'll kill us! How can you?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : [shoots a bullet and the pigeons start flying] Look up. You, your uncle and your aunty. All of you will be like those pigeons.
Rajiv Saini : [looking on the pigeons as three of them one by one sit by his shoulders and head] Uncle! Aunt! Me!
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Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : [to Uday] Then ask him yourself. Will he bring his uncle to engagement or Shall I?
Rajiv Saini : Now you bring him. Mr. Majnu. My uncle is like my parents. I can't bare If someone disrespects my parent. I love your sister very much. And I will always. But I won't get married over guns. I'm leaving. If you want to stop me. Shoot me in the back.
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Rajiv Saini : Son, This rocket isn't straight, It could enter anywhere, Let it fly straight,
Kid at party : Uncle, It's my rocket, If I will fly it curve shape, then it will fly straight.
Rajiv Saini : Look, If you will keep it straight, It will go straight,
[the rocket after launched straight bends downward and ends up burning a building]
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Uday Shankar Shetty : I have written a fantastic dialogue,
Rajiv Saini : Please tell me!
Uday Shankar Shetty : Not a single potatoes sold out out till this morning! Nor a half onion!
Rajiv Saini : Till morning, not a single potatoes sold out, nor sold out a onion!
Uday Shankar Shetty : Half! half onion!
Rajiv Saini : Yeah! half! half onion! In which line you are in now?
Uday Shankar Shetty : It's film line!
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Rajiv Saini : [after seeing Balu running] He can run uncle!
Dr. Ghunghroo : You also run!
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Rajiv Saini : That girl name begin with "l" you remember?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Iravati!
Rajiv Saini : Iravati! Sanjana! The girl he fall in love with, Once her brother broke down his hands and legs, Am I right?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : They just broke my hands, my Leg broke while falling in the drain!
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Lucky : [throwing the parcel] Parcel... Parcel... Parcel...
Rajiv Saini : Sir if you want to change your decision then change... it, we can understand he's your son. He's your blood.
[shouting]
Rajiv Saini : Bhai nobody will tell anything to anybody.
Sanjana S. Shetty : Don't tell, means? No... No... Nobody tell or don't tell, such like that... Cheating is being started in the game so I'll not play. I'm leaving.
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Sanjana S. Shetty : Once my brother could be good, but this Majnu just...
Rajiv Saini : Sanjana, these guys are just like crabs! If one wants to be good, the other, let him down by pulling his leg!
Sanjana S. Shetty : Maybe this is our fate!
Rajiv Saini : No Sanajana! Now Majnu Bhai won't decide for our luck! But we'll decide his luck now!
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Rajiv Saini : [about the director] You can't bare this person.
Uday Shankar Shetty : Why?
Rajiv Saini : He's mad. The way he was talking to Mr. Sunil Shetty.
Uday Shankar Shetty : But not with me... I'll bare a bit.
Rajiv Saini : Do you have the time for all this?
Uday Shankar Shetty : There's ALWAYS time for this.
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[logs at the pyre falls]
Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja : Why are those logs falling?
Rajiv Saini : Now the woods themselves are asking for dead body! Hey Ram!
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Rajiv Saini : [over the phone] Lucky ran away from the graveyard!
Uday Shankar Shetty : Ran away!
Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja : Who run away?
Uday Shankar Shetty : The Pandit ran away, as he come to knew your name.
Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja : Get that bastard!
Uday Shankar Shetty : [over the phone] You heared what Sir's saying... Get that bastard!
Rajiv Saini : Get that bastard... Okay!
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[watching RDX in a car]
Rajiv Saini : Daddy... Daddy! Daddy!
Balu : How come he's your daddy?
Rajiv Saini : Not mine, he's Lucky's Daddy! He's going over there!
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Bollywood Producer : Fake film shooting. If he finds out bullets will real.
Sanjana S. Shetty : Uncle I'll try my best to not let it come to this.
Bollywood Producer : Try!
Rajiv Saini : Try means guarantee.
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Dr. Ghunghroo : I met a girl, whom I was looking for a long time,
Rajiv Saini : You found a new trouble for me...
Dr. Ghunghroo : She is not trouble, she is the solution of trouble, Do one thing, Just try to make her falls in love with you then marry her, Then I'll excuse to Shetty, I want my nephew to marry with your sister but... He was a scoundrel, He married 3 months before without my permission. Now no matter what, He is the big Don, Will he marry his sister with someone who's already married...
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Rajiv Saini : Majnu Bhai! You pick up whoever you like... remember that someone can pick you up too.
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Sagar's goon : Hey enough of you. Nobody can touch our brother.
Rajiv Saini : Not even touch him?
[touches Majnu]
Rajiv Saini : Here I touched him. If someone tries to even touch me, you can't even imagine... what could happen to you?
[touches again]
Rajiv Saini : Here, I touched him again. What are you going to do?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Hey... who's behind you?
Rajiv Saini : You want to know. Do you want to talk to him? Take this phone. Shall I dial it for you? Would you like to talk? Can you handle it? What happened? You're quiet suddenly. Hey look here.
[touches again]
Rajiv Saini : I touched him third time.
Dr. Ghunghroo : [whispering] Rajiv, Don't touch him. You'll create a problem.
Rajiv Saini : [touches and leaves] Here I'm touching again.
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Rajiv Saini : [to Mami] Don't look at them like that, These all people came here to enjoy, to play, to laugh... But not like us to think how to get rid of those bad guys...
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Rajiv Saini : Okay Uncle. I'm leaving.
Dr. Ghunghroo : You're going out! Do you want me dead?
Rajiv Saini : Why? What happened?
Dr. Ghunghroo : Nobody should know that we've come back. Stay in.
Rajiv Saini : Uncle I'm going to meet Sanjana's brother. You said it yourself that engagement should happen quick.
Dr. Ghunghroo : Oh yes yes... Sanjana's friends were telling me that... her brother is a big man of this city. And if once... We're in relation with them. Then her brother will handle Majnu and Shetty. Why should we handle them? Go on son. Go from there.
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Uday Shankar Shetty : What am I hearing? Hey Hungry. You shot at his uncle!
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : What was I suppose to do? He was acting unconscious. Old man.
Rajiv Saini : Calling him old man. He don't have manners.
Uday Shankar Shetty : You'll call his uncle old man! Don't forget that the old man is my going to be relative. I'm asking. Why did you have to shoot?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : I thought it'll bring his conscious back.
Rajiv Saini : Ask him. What if a bullet would have gone through him?
Uday Shankar Shetty : [along with Rajiv] What if a bullet would have gone through him?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : I made a mistake. Sorry.
Uday Shankar Shetty : How long will I bare your mistakes? Did I tell you to go shoot? Did I? No. Right? Why did you shoot?
Rajiv Saini : And Bhai Saheb that thing I told about waking uncle up. And those ugly hand signs.
Uday Shankar Shetty : What does he mean?
[lifts his hand, Rajiv pushes it down]
Uday Shankar Shetty : How were you waking him up? Swine, How hard was it to make this relation? We have found such a decent and intelligent guy. You're trying to mess up the relationship. Swine, I'll kill you.
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Kill me. But whoever gives you tension I won't spear that person.
Uday Shankar Shetty : [feaking out] What shall I do of him? I can't even kill him. Because he loves me. Ballu tell him... What did he do?
