Memorable quotes for
Unaccompanied Minors (2006) More at IMDbPro »

Donna Malone: [to Santa] Ow! I've been good all year fat boy!

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Charlie: [after Donna hits him] That's going to hurt when I pee!

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Spencer Davenport: Divorced kids are resourceful than others.

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Timothy 'Beef' Wellington: My mom's boyfriend says Christmas is the time of year when Frosty fights the Devil.
Donna Malone: It talks

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Grace Conrad: Santa, me and my friends have a bet.
Handsome Santa: About what?
Grace Conrad: [Pulling down Santa's beard] I was right! You are hot!

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Valerie's Sister: What you need is a steaming hot cup of my fabulous hot cocoa.
Valerie Davenport: Oh my God, I've already had 3 and it's 80 degrees outside, are you trying to kill me?

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Grace Conrad: [putting on her glasses] Once a dork, always a dork.
Spencer Davenport: You are so not a dork.

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Zach Van Bourke: Oliver, after we get these kids back on their planes, I quit.

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Spencer Davenport: You're not going to be scared this time are you?
Katherine Davenport: Not after the night I've had.

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Donna Malone: It's really small in here.
Charlie: Yeah it's great isn't it?
Grace Conrad: Charlie, just because you like to compensate for your abandonment issues by stuffing yourself into small womblike spaces doesn't mean everybody does.
[everybody looks at her]
Grace Conrad: What? My mom's a psychologist.

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Donna Malone: Hey! Watch it Dr. Evil.
Oliver: Oh no, did I offend you? Well I don't know what else to call someone who commits grand theft auto, reckless driving and destruction of property all in the course of 10 minutes.
Donna Malone: Someone cooler than you'll ever be.
Oliver: Oh! O-o-o-o-oh! Woo! That's fantastic! I didn't know we had Ellen DeGeneres in the house.

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Oliver: Aren't you a little old be to playing with dolls, son? What are you, 40?
Zach Van Bourke: Actually, Beef's 12, sir.
Oliver: Good Lord.

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Charlie: Harvard will never accept me with a criminal record, and I am NOT going to community college.

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Donna Malone: Are your parents still together?
Grace Conrad: Yes.
Donna Malone: Then I hate you.

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Zach Van Bourke: Oh, and one more thing, Feliz Navidad.

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Oliver: Then, the Abominable Snowman, who transforms the Emergency Equipment Center into his own private amusement park and then blames it on Aquaman.

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Baggage Handler: [teasing the caged barking dog] No Christmas dinner for you, Cujo!

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Flight Attendant: Girls, the pilots are down in the restaurant and they want to buy us dinner.
Flight Attendant: Captain Cohen's down there? Never too late for a fifth husband. Lets go girls!
Flight Attendant: [turns around to leave, but stops mid stride] The kids!
Mary Lynn: Don't worry ma'am, I'm a certified babysitter. I get paid 50 cents an hour.
Flight Attendant: Mary Lynn, there's a twenty in this for you.
Flight Attendant: [all the flight attendants leave for the restaurant] Captain Cohen, here I come!

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Grace Conrad: If you guys get me sent back to that room, your dead!
Donna Malone: What are you gonna do, rich girl. Have your daddy hire a hit man?
Grace Conrad: Maybe I'll just have him break your dad out of jail.
Spencer Davenport: [hiding his face behind his hand] Hmmmm...
[Grace smirks at Donna, who reacts by attacking Grace and starting a fight]
Charlie: Girl fight! Girl fight! Oh, my gosh, it's a girl fight!

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