Old Lady : [thinks that Private is a toy] Now this is woikmanship. So where's the gosh darn squeaker on this thing? It's gotta have a squeaker.
[Private farts]
Old Lady : Now that's more like it.
Old Lady : [to the taxi driver] I got a tip for ya! Drop dead!
Old Lady : [to Mr. Chew] Why does Christmas have to be every year! What a pain the the ugh! The tape! It's so sticky!
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