- Bill: [after finding a dollar laid on the sidewalk] Excuse me, I found some money lying on the ground outside.
- Deli Clerk: Congratulations.
- Bill: No... no I wanna return.
- Deli Clerk: To me?
- Bill: No. No, to its rightful owner.
- Deli Clerk: How much?
- Bill: How much what?
- Deli Clerk: Money! How much'd you find?
- Bill: 1 dollar.
- Deli Clerk: Give the fu-- 1 buck?
- Bill: Uh... if anyone comes here looking for this, this is my number
- [Writes it down, but the clerk crumples it]