On the Road with Judas (2007)

Aaron Ruell: Judas - Real

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Judas - Real : And my hair feels fuckin' good today. Schtups! I Fuckin' love this feeling!

  JJ Lask : What feeling?

  Judas - Real : That feeling. That crazy fuckin' feel?

  JJ Lask : Yeah, yeah. I don't like that feeling. You just need to relax.

  Judas - Real : I don't need to relax. I *am* relaxed. I love this feeling.

• Judas - Real : If Jesus had a nice pair of shoes and a good haircut, he'd never been crucified.

• Judas - Real : I could pick you up in a half hour.

  Serra - Real : I thought you said you're an hour and a half away.

  Judas - Real : I have a Porsche.

• Serra - Real : Do you know that asparagus makes your urine stink.

  Judas - Real : Yeah, that's really smelly, I know.

  Serra - Real : So, get ready.

  Judas - Real : Yeah, well I don't have any plans on smelling your urine tonight. Just to be totally honest.