It's a Boy Girl Thing (2006) Poster

Samaire Armstrong: Nell Bedworth

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  • Woody : [inhabited by Nell, seeing how Woody has dressed her body for school]  You look like a common prostitute.

    Nell Bedworth : [Woody in Nell's body]  Damn... I was going for high class hooker.

  • Nell Bedworth : [inhabited by Woody]  What're you wearing?

    Woody : [inhabited by Nell]  Chinos and an Oxford cotton button down I found it in the back of your closet.

    Nell Bedworth : Which is exactly where it's meant to stay until another one of my relatives croaks.

    Woody : Nonsense. You can't beat a classic look.

  • Nell Bedworth : [as Woody, after hearing a poem Shakespeare wrote to a man]  The bard was a bender. Who woulda thought?

  • Nell Bedworth : [Woody in Nell's body gives up the task of putting on a bra]  Ladies, looks like you and me is going au naturel.

  • Nell Bedworth : [Woody in Nell's body to Nell in Woody's body on dealing with morning erections without touch]  Well, there is one thing that I do in case of emergencies. Sort of let's the air out of the old tire, if you know what I'm saying. First, I close my eyes, and I think of you. Pssst. Works every time.

  • Woody : [inhabited by Nell]  What exactly is it that people like me don't get?

    Nell Bedworth : [inhabited by Woody]  People like ME!

    Woody : Then educate me, PLEASE.

    Nell Bedworth : Okay. We like to play ball. Maybe we're even pretty good at it. So... maybe we get accepted at some second-rate, shit-kicker college, or maybe we go work for our dad at the spatula store. Who knows. But what we don't get is a great job, a big apartment in the city, and a Yale education.

  • Nell Bedworth : [inhabited by Woody]  I'm a loser, I'm trouble and I'm stupid. It's basic genetics. Can't help it.

    Woody : [inhabited by Nell]  Funny... never took you for a quitter.

  • Nell Bedworth : But chew on this: While archetypal outsiders such as myself rarely fit comfortably into high school environments, THIS is as good as your life will get: The big football star and his vacuous cheerleader girlfriend.

    Breanna : HEAD cheerleader.

    Nell Bedworth : Hm. Because, let's face it, the old grey matter ain't exactly top-range, now is it, Woodster. So you'll end up with a job in Spachlor World, with your Dad, and probably marry Breanna here, but soon you start drinking to numb this aching feeling you have inside. And, you fast-forward a few years, and you're a drunk, fat, depressed guy at a bar talking about the good old days, while your little wife, whose looks and stuff have gone to doodoo, is propping up her own self-esteam by indulging in squalid sexual encounters with your friends behind your back.

    Woody : What friends?

    Nell Bedworth : I'm guessing most of 'em. Have a good day.

  • Woody : [inhabited by Nell]  Can we just keep playing football, please?

    Nell Bedworth : [inhabited by Woody]  Sure, as long as you keep my dick out of your butt.

  • Nell Bedworth : Come here, dumb jock.

    Woody : Try and stop me, pencil-neck.

  • Nell Bedworth : [First time sitting on a toilet while in Woody's body]  Gross! I have to touch it? Ooooo!

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