Taj:
Simon?
Simon:
I have... I have a problem.
Taj:
[
to the other guys] Oh, my God, he's talking. Well, Simon, whatever you problem is, we're your friends, you can tell us.
Simon:
Well, you wee, it's to do with the size of my piddler
Taj:
Your... Oh. Well, you know, it's an understood fact that a man's piddler is... Appears smaller to himself than it is in real life.
Simon:
Well, you see, that's what I'm afraid of. 'Cause according to me it has some 11 inches.
Taj:
Come again? Figuratively.
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