- Sedgewick: I don't think that's possible. And that's coming from a guy who just swam 92 nautical miles without arms or legs.
- Elliot: [singing] Woah, Papa's got a gumball, Nellie. Papa's got a gumball, Sue. Papa's got a gumball, Nellie. I think I'll blow a bubble for you. Woah, Papa's got a pork chop, Nellie. Papa's got a pork chop...
- George: Will you stop it?
- Elliot: What? It's a good song. Don't you like it?
- George: After the 32nd verse, it grates. Besides, it's making me hungry.