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4 August 2005Dee introduces the guys to her friend, Terrell, from her acting class who offers to help promote their bar. The promotion is successful, with the catch that their clientèle is now gay men. Dennis' vanity leads him to enjoy the attention of the new customers, while Charlie strives to prove he's not a racist.
11 August 2005In this take on the abortion debate Dennis and Mac go to opposite sides of an abortion rally to pick up women while Charlie deals with an unruly kid he believes to be his son.
16 August 2005The gang turns Paddy's into a safe haven for teens, but things get weird when they all get asked to the local high school prom.
23 August 2005
Season 1, Episode 5: Gun Fever
30 August 2005When Paddy's is robbed, Charlie and Mac suspect it was an inside job, and Dennis decides to protect the place by purchasing a firearm, but gets trigger-happy instead.
6 September 2005A guy dies in Paddy's pub. Dennis and Mac use the guy's death as an excuse to get close to the guy's attractive granddaughter. Meanwhile, Charlie discovers that Dennis and Dee's grandfather was a Nazi.
13 September 2005The gang learns that Charlie's former elementary school teacher is on trial for child molestation and they attempt to stage an intervention to get Charlie to admit that he was.
29 June 2006When Dennis accidentally runs over Charlie with his car, Charlie uses his new injury to get the sympathy of the strippers at the local strip club. Meanwhile, Dennis & Dee's dad Frank (Danny DeVito) returns, and the gang discovers what it's like to live in the shoes of the unfortunate.
29 June 2006When half of Paddy's gets bought out by a business developer, the gang seeks revenge. Unfortunately, an ill-timed dog-napping plot, a poorly made video tape, and a flaming bag of poop threaten the gang's chances of getting their property back.
6 July 2006Dennis and Dee decide to quit the bar and go on welfare to follow their dreams, but wind up getting addicted to crack instead. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac go on a spending spree when Frank stashes all of his remaining cash in Charlie's bank account.
6 July 2006Tensions run high in the gang when Mac courts Dennis and Dee's mom and the two organize a stakeout to blackmail Frank and get out of "Charlie work".
13 July 2006Inspired by the movie "Million Dollar Baby", Frank teaches Dee to inflict punishment while Dennis and Mac teach Charlie to take punishment. But both fighting careers are derailed by the use of "performance enhancing supplements".
20 July 2006After being arrested for arson, Charlie is sentenced to community service and required to attend AA. Here he makes a discovery that could assist him in his ongoing effort to connect with the Waitress.
27 July 2006Frank tries to cavort the holy crowd when Charlie discovers a puke stain on Paddy's wall that closely resembles the Virgin Mary.
3 August 2006Dennis' campaign for public office is quickly derailed by Frank's smear tactics and Charlie's illegal contributions.
10 August 2006To prove their patriotism, Charlie and Dee try to upstage the local anti-smoking group, while Dennis and Mac turn Paddy's into a bastion of true freedom. But when Frank takes things too far, Paddy's is populated with creeps and lowlifes, and the gang decides they want to live under a totalitarian state.
17 August 2006When Dennis and Dee discover their mother has lied to them about Frank being their dad, they get to know their real father. Meanwhile, Mac and Charlie attempt to impress Mac's imprisoned father by becoming hardened criminals.
13 September 2007Mac and Dee decide to raise a baby they find in the dumpster. Dennis talks some trash while going green and befriending radical environmentalist groups, while Charlie and Frank go dumpster-diving.
13 September 2007Dennis, Mac, and Dee take part in the Philadelphia Eagles' open tryouts, while Frank drops acid and freaks out when he and Charlie tailgate next to the McPoyles.
20 September 2007After Dennis and Dee's gold-digging mother dies from a botched plastic-surgery operation, Dee and Frank scheme to get their name in the will, while Dennis inherits the house and makes plans for a party mansion.
20 September 2007Charlie, Mac, Dennis and Dee are held hostage in the bar by a revenge-seeking Liam McPoyle along with his dim-witted brother, Ryan, and his ugly, deaf and dumb cousin, Margaret, who subject the nihilistic quartet to various torture and mind games, while Frank hides out in the air ducts while searching for a will to a relative of his and decides to take matters in his own hands to end the hostage situation.
27 September 2007Dee discovers that her old high school friend "Fatty McGoo," the only girl in school who was a bigger loser than she was, is now a successful fashion designer. She and Dennis compete to create dress designs while Frank and Mac open a sweatshop to manufacture Dennis' dresses.
27 September 2007As they prepare for the annual Pub Crawl, the gang is horrified to learn that they face competition from a new Korean bar.
4 October 2007A corporate chain offers to buy the Paddy's Pub, leaving Dee and Charlie unemployed and forcing them to find jobs at another restaurant, where they abuse their positions and take advantage of the manager, who is Dee's friend.
4 October 2007In their quest to become famous, Frank, Charlie, and Mac, search for newsworthy footage to air on public access.
11 October 2007While Dennis and Dee try to figure out if the rapper Dee is dating has a mental handicap or not, Charlie, Mac, and Frank try to start their own band without knowledge of how to play musical instruments.
18 October 2007After reading that a serial killer is on the loose, the gang notices that Mac is acting shady and decides to find out if he's the man behind the murders.
25 October 2007Dennis is angry because he's being mistaken for a fat guy rather than the sex offender who moved next door to Charlie. Meanwhile, Mac's father is released from prison and he and Mac have some catching up to do.
1 November 2007After stumbling upon a kilo of cocaine, the gang is forced to pay off a $25,000 debt to the mob. Mac becomes a mob informant, while Frank pimps out Dennis as an escort at the local country club. Charlie stumbles upon an opportunity to sell illegal narcotics.
1 November 2007While paying off their debt to the mob, Charlie and Dee try to find a way to make fake cocaine in order to fool them, while Dennis ranks in thousands of dollars being pimped out at the local country club. Mac realizes his position as a mob informant isn't being utilized to its full potential.
15 November 2007Dee and Mac become Guardian Angels and clean up the streets when a bum starts using the alley behind the bar to masturbate. Meanwhile, Dennis, Charlie, and Frank impersonate police officers in order to get preferential treatment.
15 November 2007After Charlie accidentally puts Paddy's Pub up for 1st prize in a local dance competition, Frank makes the gang participate in the contest. Here, they form alliances and try to cheat the other contestants, as well as themselves, out of first place.
18 September 2008Mac and Dennis pursue the ultimate high of hunting another man by stalking Rickety Cricket, while Dee and Charlie become obsessed with eating human flesh after they come to believe Frank has fed some of it to them.
18 September 2008While Mac, Dennis, and Charlie use their classic setup to sell gallons of gasoline door to door, Frank subjects Dee to a series of torture and mind games when he suspects that Dee is trying to kill him while the two plot to steal their inheritance from Bruce Mathis.
25 September 2008After buying a billboard, Frank subjects Dennis to a series of humiliating tests in a competition to get on the billboard, while Mac tries to find female subjects willing to go through his own version of a reality show, of sorts.
25 September 2008Charlie manipulates Mac and Dennis when he accuses the two of them with sleeping with the coffee shop waitress.
2 October 2008After Mac's father is released from prison, he and Charlie freak out and decide that the only way out is to fake their own deaths, which they do by destroying Dee's car. Meanwhile, Dennis and Frank probe the origins of a mysterious hole that has appeared in the bathroom at Paddy's.
2 October 2008Dee, humiliated by being forced to take public transportation, decides to blackmail Mac and Charlie after discovering that the two are alive and tries to get compensation for her destroyed vehicle. Meanwhile, Dennis' quest for anonymous sex goes too far when his new roommate throws a huge party.
9 October 2008After Charlie accuses Frank of crapping in his bed, Mac and Dennis get involved and stage an overnight observation to get to the bottom of this mystery in a case of "Who Pooped The Bed". Meanwhile, Dee, inspired by "Sex & The City", takes the Waitress and Artemis for a night on the town while Artemis figures out the subtleties of the poop mystery.
16 October 2008The gang kidnaps the writer of a review claiming that Paddy's is the worst bar in Philadelphia and tries to force him to change his mind. But things get worse when Charlie accidentally kidnaps the writer's neighbor.
23 October 2008While Frank and Mac come up with ways to spice up Dennis' erotic memoir, Dee finds that spending time in Charlie's shoes is way more difficult than it seems, and vice-versa.
30 October 2008After Dee has a heart attack, she and Dennis try to attain healthier lifestyles, and Frank gets addicted to pills and committed to a mental institution. Meanwhile, Mac and Charlie join the corporate work force to get health insurance and wind up abusing their positions.
6 November 2008In order to get Paddy's recognized by the city as a historical landmark, Mac, Dennis, and Charlie flash back to 1776 to tell the tale of the Paddy's crew's involvement in the cracking of the Liberty Bell.
13 November 2008While trying to make their own dreams come true, the gang decides to pay it forward to an unlucky family living in the city only to have their plans backfire on them.
20 November 2008Charlie stages a rock opera based on his song "Nightman," and recruits the rest of the gang to help him with it.
17 September 2009While Frank buys a foreclosed house with intentions of selling it for profit, Mac and Dennis become hot-headed real estate brokers, and Dee takes advantage of a suburban couple looking to hire a surrogate mother.
24 September 2009The gang takes Dee's new subcompact car and a U-haul on the road with the intentions of hitting the Grand Canyon, and Charlie attempts to expand his horizons.
1 October 2009Mac and Dennis try to cut back Paddy's expenses by firing Dee and Charlie, and Frank figures out a clever way to keep the bar afloat.
8 October 2009After Frank embarrasses himself at the funeral of a deceased relative, Dennis and Dee decide that it's finally time to give him an intervention for his reckless lifestyle.
15 October 2009Dee discovers that the waitress Charlie is obsessed with is getting married to her ex-boyfriend and plots to derail the wedding, while Mac, Frank and Dennis try to get Charlie back on the dating scene.
22 October 2009Fighting a series of traffic tickets, Dennis, along with the rest of the gang, tell the judge about their horrific experiences at Game 5 of the Phillies' world series.
29 October 2009The gang decides to put on a wrestling show for troops returning home while Dee courts a soldier who doesn't seem like the person she's chatting online with.
5 November 2009The gang attempts to create a merchandising angle for Paddy's when a convention comes to Philly.
12 November 2009Taking Dee's advice seriously, Mac and Dennis decide that they're too co-dependent on each other and need to spend time apart. Meanwhile Charlie and Frank help Dee out with a major cat problem in her apartment.
19 November 2009Dennis presents his fool-proof plan for picking up chicks, but soon finds that the gang each has their own fool-proof plans for one-upping each other.
3 December 2009After Dee gets cast as an extra in the new M. Night Shyamalan movie, Mac and Charlie see a perfect opportunity to pitch their script, while Frank becomes a casting agent for Dennis.
10 December 2009Mac, Dennis, and Charlie seek revenge on another bar after their 10 year ban in a local frat house beer pong tournament is lifted, but find they are in need of some serious practice. Dee discovers new skills and Frank wears tight pants.
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