Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning (2005 Video)

Antti Satama: Cmdr. Info

Quotes 

• [subtitled version] 

  Commander Dwarf : Fleet reporting: practically all light balls expended.

  Info : In that case, approach to twinkler range at full shove power. Our losses should not exceed 68.4 percent.

  Commander Dwarf : I guess it's a passable day to die.

• [subtitled version] 

  Info : [to Commander Dwarf]  Whatever you may think, the VCR remote stop button doesn't harm me.

• [last lines, subtitled version] 

  Info : In a low-power mode, I believe I can make it until the 21st century, and prevent the fateful invasion campaign from taking place.

  Keisari James B. Pirk : So that none of this ever happened? Then I'll be saved!

  Info : Hm. In a way. Yes.

• Commander Dwarf : Tactical is still missing a chair!

  Info : Now, we wouldn't want your powerful thigh muscles to atrophy.