Alan Partridge (2013)

Darren Boyd: Martin Finch

Quotes 

• Police Officer : And do you suffer from any nervous conditions such as panic attacks?

  Alan Partridge : (snorts) Do I look like I suffer from panic attacks? I had one panic attack at the car wash, it was a perfect storm of no sleep, uh no wife and angry brushes whirling towards me and by the time the hairdryer came on, I was in the footwell.