The Amazing Screw-On Head (2006 TV Movie)
Paul Giamatti: Screw-On Head
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Quotes
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Screw-On Head : It's as I always say, all really intelligent people should be cremated for reasons of public safety.
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Screw-On Head : America is depending on me, Mr. President! And by America, I mean the world.
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Emperor Zombie : I'm merely expressing gratitude!
Screw-On Head : Perhaps you might express in apology?
Emperor Zombie : [laughing] Oh no, he didn't! Apologize to you? Pardon me if I say poppycock!
Screw-On Head : Then say it!
Emperor Zombie : Poppycock.
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Screw-On Head : You let America down...
Emperor Zombie : You let me down. You went on and on about how sweet the candy was, then told me not to put it in my mouth, and got mad at me when I did.
Screw-On Head : If by "candy," you mean ancient forbidden evil, then yes, I told you not to put it in your mouth.
Patience the Vampire : I think your forbidden evil is fresh as a daisy.
Emperor Zombie : Thank you, darling.
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Screw-On Head : Emperor Zombie, you're a fiend!
Emperor Zombie : Boo-hoo, you had your chance.
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Screw-On Head : Nobody moves or Patience dies. Again. Permanently!
Emperor Zombie : Ah, yes, if you can't have her then no one can. Patience, darling, do I have permission to let Head stake you if it means world domination?
Patience the Vampire : Yes, my love.
[whispers]
Patience the Vampire : No!
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The Demigod : The world will be made to suffer for this indignity!
Screw-On Head : Indignity? I'll have you know, i work for the President of the United states of America.