The Amazing Screw-On Head (2006 TV Movie)

Corey Burton: President Abraham Lincoln, Demigod, Professor Fruen, Commander, Informant

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• President Abraham Lincoln : The nature of this investigation has become much too personal. We're dealing with undead perversions of the only woman you ever loved and your most trusted man-servant who vowed to do away with all subsequent man-servants in the cruelest means imaginable.

• Emperor Zombie : [singing]  You know something I don't know.

  Professor Fruen : Who's there? What is the meaning of this?

  Emperor Zombie : I thought I was clear. *You* know something *I* don't know.

• President Abraham Lincoln : Crack a window, Mr. Groin. Let's not have the Oval Office smelling like burnt hair.

• President Abraham Lincoln : Groin's looking out for your behind, Head! You can't keep him at arm's length!

• Emperor Zombie : There's only one way to truly know everything you know.

  Professor Fruen : Ask politely?

  Emperor Zombie : I'm going... to smoke you.

• The Demigod : Time to begin the horror.

  Emperor Zombie : By all means, lets! Emperor Zombie, how do you do? I'm here to advise you on dispensing horror in this modern military climate. I understand you're a demigod, that's fantastic!

  The Demigod : Oh, I don't know about fantastic...

  Emperor Zombie : I do! If I may be so bold?

  The Demigod : Be bold. I command you!

  Emperor Zombie : I have an impressive resume in the service industry, as the man you just crushed can testify. I have been looking for a master worthy of my servitude, and baby, you are it!

• The Demigod : The world will be made to suffer for this indignity!

  Screw-On Head : Indignity? I'll have you know, i work for the President of the United states of America.

• Emperor Zombie : There's artillery now, big guns that shoot giant rocks that bruise and dismember, which is why you need artillery, too.

  Geraldine : [whispers]  And an army of the undead.

  Emperor Zombie : Also an army of the undead.

  The Demigod : Ooh, I always wanted one of those.

  Emperor Zombie : You dig up the corpses and I'll make them your slaves.

• The Demigod : [about to be imprisoned inside the turnip again]  I'm beside myself.